I'm a mystery wrapped in a conundrum

I'm a mystery wrapped in a conundrum

I slept so well last night

I snagged one of my friend’s anti-anxiety meds last night. 

Breakfast. Sausage, eggs, onions, jalapeños, tomatoes, & pepper jack cheese.
#breakfast #sausage #foodporn #cheese #eggs

Breakfast. Sausage, eggs, onions, jalapeños, tomatoes, & pepper jack cheese.
#breakfast #sausage #foodporn #cheese #eggs

failnation:

Undoubtedly, the coolest guy watching Monday Night Football this evening.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Undoubtedly, the coolest guy watching Monday Night Football this evening.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

mountedcrucifix:

mma-sex-cars-metal:

robertov33:

When people say Breaking Bad is better than Dexter.

I guess Dexter is mad because they’re saying the truth

Breaking Bad »»»»»»»» Dexter. But I enjoyed both. So this is unbiased.

mountedcrucifix:

mma-sex-cars-metal:

robertov33:

When people say Breaking Bad is better than Dexter.

I guess Dexter is mad because they’re saying the truth

Breaking Bad »»»»»»»» Dexter. But I enjoyed both. So this is unbiased.

huffingtonpost:

Find out what happened to Steve here. 
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!
dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!
Hope you celebrated!

dinerporn:

Welcome to Diner Porn, where National Coffee Day is every day!

Hope you celebrated!

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Demetri Martin. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Demetri Martin. Watch the full clip here

(via comedycentral)

Blended salted Carmel mocha.
#dutchbros #coffee  (at Dutch Bros. Coffee Richland Wa)

Blended salted Carmel mocha.
#dutchbros #coffee (at Dutch Bros. Coffee Richland Wa)

laughingsquid:

He-Man, She-Ra, & Lion-O Toys Come Alive in Raunchy ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketch Starring Chris Pratt & Ariana Grande